Thursday, July 9, 2009
A man suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he was out of town for a while before calling his house to check up on them.
"Hello?" a voice answered.
"Hello, who's this?" the husband replied.
"This is the maid."
"But we never hired any maid?"
"I was hired this morning by the Mrs."
"Alright then, where is she?"
"She's in her bedroom with the husband."
Husband? I knew it, thought the husband.
"Say, I can give you 50,000 dollars if you do something for me." he said.
"What is it?"
"Open the front drawer in the kitchen, there will be a gun. Take it and shoot both of them."
A minute later, two shots and a scream was heard over the phone.
"What do I do with the body?" said the maid.
"Dump them in the pool."
"But... we don't have a pool."
".......... is this 04-6343258?"
funny?
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